"If your horse was your co-worker what kind of reports would you have to make to the HR department?"
Complaint: Max ate everyone's food in the fridge and he's not even sorry about it. Yes, I know it was him. He didn't try to hide it at all.
Complaint: He constantly tries to get out of doing actual work. We are supposed to be working together but I constantly feel like I have to nag him to get something done.
Complaint: Naps in the middle of the day. (not really a complaint, but it would be amusing to have a coworker who blatantly napped at 2pm each day.
|Max tries to get out of work unless there is food involved.|